Starting at Number 10, here are the top 10 Reasons to Hire "The Chicks"

• 10. They dance a mean jig
• 9. Have Tumi's and "will travel"
• 8. Henrietta needs to see the world
• 7. They haven't been to every bar yet
• 6. They could get 2 chicks at number 1 spot in Google
• 5. They have an employee that knows how to break Google
• 4. It's reassuring to see photos of where they've been and see that there's no shortage of trees
• 3. Their offspring is just as smart as they are
• 2. They have chutzpah!
• And the number 1 reason to hire "The Chicks" is...
• 1. They know their sh#%